Can a clitoris grow tomatoes? Its symbolic and rhetorical.
Laughlin, where retired strippers come to die.
I'm cleaning the house. And I can't stop listening to Enrique Iglesias. Am I gay?
I even have the new album if that helps you make a decision.
I was in a threesome last night that turned into a violent domestic dispute with damage to a hotel. Wish you were there!
she fell through a window trying to flash someone
no, that was the night I slathered your dick in the icing from my birthday cake
Dreamed I made out with a stranger after falling out of a car, let's make this happen tonight.
I'm going to shower the piss off me now. I feel like I was in an R. Kelly dream.
I am so juiced up on period drugs and coffee I feel like my skin is going to fall off.
Your mom won me $100 and you showed me your tits. Solid evening.
if i ever wake up in the morning and don't feel a boner in my asscrack then this relationship is over
That's pretty intense. There aren't many people I would pick over a burrito
how should I feel if a guy kept complimenting my bangs while I was giving him a blowjob?
I feel awful. The bartender added me on Facebook and there's chips all over the bathroom floor
i'm so glad to be in bed i'd like to thank the acadermy
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