I sent him a picture of my touching myself. He responded back "Your nails look really nice"
i failed horribly. studying for that final was as pointless as Vinnie is to Jersey Shore
I think he'd cut a tree down for me. He's from North Dakota. That's something hot guys do there, right?
Apparently I kept telling people I was a pro tennis player again...
I bruised my spine.. Jungle gyms were clearly not meant for sex.
It's an "im going to have to shit with the lights off" type of morning
OH AND DAN PET MY CAT WHILE I WAS GIVING HIM HEAD
He's not messing around tonight. 4 fist pumps.
Somehow she is more off limits now than when she was his girlfriend
i think ive crossed the line from sexually frustrated to sexually furious
Also I am throwing a blaZer over what I wore to bed and calling it an outfit.
You danced?!
I just jiggle to the beat like a sexy lava lamp
"Accidentally" bump into him after class.
I'm gonna "accidentally" put his dick in my mouth.
Are u alive? If u are, you deserve an award.
ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME! I SAID I WANTED SOMEONE CLASSY AND INSTEAD YOU SET ME UP WITH A GUY THAT JUST TOLD ME HIS FAVORITE PLACE TO FUCK IS ON HIS SWAMPBOAT “THE SLAMHOG!”
I DON’T WANT TO FUCK IN A SWAMP
First of all, his AIR boat is named “Slam Hog” not “The Slamhog.” Second, it’s top of the line. Third, don’t dismiss swamp sex before you try it!
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