She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
I just realized that the music from spongebob is also used in real sex HBO.
just took my exes job. there should be an award for how many times I've managed to fuck that girl's life
It was 5 a.m. and we found him making margaritas with nyquil...
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I gave ten strangers a full description of his penis and its abilities. I need to stop drinking.
She tried to sit inside the drawer to my dresser and when it broke, she burst into tears calling herself fat. Too high to deal with this
He was in the middle of making out with two girls at once, but then the guy next to me said "I feel like I'm watching Animal Planet" he stopped to give him a high five
if i actually get asked out by my dealer what could happen?
i don't know, but it probably involves bathtubs full of weed
I don't send those kind of pictures unless the recipient has already been up close and personal with it. I don't give previews, but I will provide recaps.
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You couldn't even walk but you came into the kitchen with the funnel and begged me to put beer in it
I put a bagel at the end of my bed so every time I want a bite I have to do a sit up
What are we just gonna be those girls that get fucked in your parents basement and not get taken to dinner? I don't wanna be those girls.
Anyone who can sit 4 hours in a doobie circle with their feet in a kiddie pool is ok by me
For future reference: bathtub full of cheeseburgers = win.
I wore my old cheerleading uniform.. He came before I even touched his dick. Should I be irritated, or flattered?
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