He came through my line today and bought designer impostor perfume, just for men gel, and astroglide. I almost DIED.
Hey kate, how is it?
sloppy...it's emily. kate just tried to do a keg stand. they dropped her. we're leaving.
she wants me to text her or call her all the time when we are apart...this is not high school...
His sister just told me that she thinks i'm a stupid bitch and that by going thru with this I'm ruining his life.
sounds like a hell of a rehearsal dinner
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This girl can open a bottle without using her hands and she's 21. She meets my standards
Call me when your ready for an explanation about the ham in your vagina.
Theme for your birthday? Beer olympics in S&M costumes? Sounds like a nice little saturday
Every time I think about it I can feel His toe in my mouth and I gag, I'm scarred for life.
He bought segways. We ride them when we get drunk. Last night he ran through the sliding glass door.
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show concern. Mark ate a butterfly and proceeded to drink more shots like nothing happened
we all thought you were asleep. he found you an hour later sitting outside in the snow lighting a bowl, singing the CatDog theme song, and hugging a box a Franzia.
My vibrator box just fell off the table and hit my cat in the head, he is a little stunned. Good thing I went medium size
Just saw my ex AGAIN. The constellation of gays must be at some sort of weird point with Mercury.
I shaved my asshole for this. That's real dedication.
I need you to get the emergency bail money out if the stuffed panda and go to the police station tot bail me out. I should be there in 20 minutes.
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