So that's a yes to the cocaine usage and a no to the rollerblading
Yea I just took my 1st pregnancy test. Turns out I am just fat. Also I haven't been with anyone in 3 months, which is clearly making me crazy.
Its not like he dircectly choose a cheeseburger over sex, it was more like I said seductively "I really appreciate this and I'm going to make it up to you anyway I can" and he replied "i want a bacon cheeseburger"
i guess he just knew i was going to sleep with him either way
this study room smells like vodka
the study room thinks the same about you
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Max was wondering if he could trade you sex for the use of your jumper cables
Today's face brought to you by last night's make-up.
So the bartender just told me that there was numerous people who saw me having sex on the rooftop last weekend. +1
Im watching him eat cream cheese and hot dog buns.
still using moms red Christmas cookie plate she sent to cut lines on. not sure I can return with a clear conscious
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He bought me dinner. He gave me his jacket when I was cold. And then ate me out in the passenger sear of the car.
Passing out on a toilet is not classy no matter what you're wearing. Not even a pea coat.
Drunk wound on my leg hast healed and neither has my dignity
There is no issue with you seeing me...morally or ethically. we'll update your resume anyway. I really need to have sex with you later. Really
Looking for my adderal, only found acid. What a shame
They say find what you're good at... Evidently that's showing up late for everything, drinking, and eating cheese for me.
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