Just saw two girls doing a walk of shame together. Slut bonding at it's best.
can you pick up eggs and chocolate sauce on your way home?
what kind of party is this?
the best kind ever
Is it wierd that you're going to be my best man and you've fucked my wife?
There are empty beer cans all over and the go-kart is missing. I need it for my halloween costume.
Woah there. I lasted a semester and a fourth of college not having sex. trust me when i say keeping my virginity was an obstacle course of olympic proportions.
The virgin olympics. I would win the gold. For America.
They're showing aladdin at the bar my birthday is complete
I told him I liked how shrimp feels in my mouth, but I don't actually like eating it. Turned out to be the most awkward way to say that I wanted to suck his dick.
Walking in on a gay threesome, with a girl in the corner watching and taking vid is a reason to not only knock, but to never go to Savannah.
I'm beginning to worry that I seem to get along best with people when I'm naked with them.
So question... If I'm sexting with uncircumcised guy, do I have to add *then i gently pull your foreskin down*?
yea but i missed the pot and poured the boiling water on my dick. shit hurts. aint nothin easy about that mac
Goddamn it Peter ur the only person i know who can make going down on a girl a competition.
She won. Twice.
I almost tased myself
I dont think you should own that device.
It's an awesome device. I love this device.
I can't hang out tomorrow. A boy wants to feed me ice cream and touch my boobs. Priorities.
no fucks will be given and no pants will be worn
i'll bring the vodka
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