from now on my penis is your penis
I just hope my dad was drunk enough to not remember the whole convo we had about anal.
You know you love balls. Don't act all "I-Don't-Love-Balls-ish"
So she said grabbing my cock was like holding a giant crayola from pre-school.
that was the beginning of the end.
im doing shots everytime lil jon says it in the song shots....blackout town here i come
I should just throw a hundred dollar bill into the wind and walk away... save myself the hangover.
if women knew the size of my dick, theyd be much more receptive to my sloppy drunken advances
Let's just rave with boners that last for hours
There was a cop outside the house so we just put the alcohol in this watermelon
Jesus told me in my dream not to go to the party. I am athiest for tonight PARTY ON
You also hate cartoons and musicals, so I will take that to mean the movie was as awesome as I thought it was..smoke weed
I'm done being drunk I wish I could snap my fingers and be sober
Just because you are home alone for the weekend doesn't mean you can act like a nudist.
I accept your opinion but respectfully disagree. Also, I'm sitting in your chair.
Woke up in a house I don't know, with someone else's pants on, and wolverine hair, to my girlfriend yelling on the phone about the 4 girls I made out with last
Do plants get herpes?
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