Who goes to Church hungover
Those who weren't lucky enough to go still drunk
Come to wood. Julia is putting pants on. We must stop her.
I can't get into him, he looks really young. I'd feel like I was blowing the Gerber baby.
you kept yelling something about watching the muppets chirstmas carol and trying to turn the t.v. on with your car keys
Bleh. If he hadn't ascended into heaven and sat at the right hand of the father, Jesus would be rolling over in his grave right now.
I can make a handprint turkey for extra credit in history. I feel like the word college should be in quotes on the school letterhead.
Is it bad that I just used Smirnoff as mouthwash?
i may have reached my "but im high so it's cool" quota for the month.
this is the second time in my life i thought i might need to go to rehab. im including all the mornings that i wake up in dewey beach as "the first time"
I can trace it back to that drunken night where we peed on each other in the shower.
I saw him walking to campus with his beer in his hand in the same sweats he wore walking to campus with a beer in his hand yesterday.
I just put bacon on a thin mint and enjoyed the shit out of it. I better not be fucking pregnant.
Her fortune said that she will soon be free. She's taking her bra off at the table.
Oh god. I asked to "play his sexaphone" which I though was a super sex way to say "let me blow you". He fucking walked home at 4:30am
It's Christmas. You could splurge on something a LITTLE fancier than wine in a box.
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