That's what you get for not wearing a bra and jumping on a trampoline
he shaved USA in his pubs
Saw a pregnant woman get a lap dance last night. I love the south.
one day I'm really going to regret not using the boners I got in planes and cars
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I'm afraid my bank account can't handle syllabus week.
Thanks for the menagerie of condoms on my desk
It's the use of SAT words like that which make me want to use them on you
She said to delete the bj video, but I accidentally hit the 'send to her bf' button. My bad
She tried catching cigarette ashes on her tongue like snowflakes.
It's not like I'm never gonna put out again. I'm a sure thing. I promise.
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We've reached the point in our fuck buddy relationship where we are playing words with friends. This is too intimate.
i'm exhausted. do you know how hard it is to put together an outfit that is professional enough to secure a babysitting job yet slutty enough to let him know i'm down for sex during naptime?
If I had cancer, and got to make a wish, id make the organization force your dad to fuck me.
Last night I was this close to hooking up with someone called "Handjob Pat" dubbed for the time he paid $150 for a handjob in Canada.
Pizza rolls are incredible. They are like sex, except I have them sometimes
I've just had my first cup of coffee in a month and I moaned at the first drink and honestly I think this is the most sexual expreiance in 6 months
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