You do realize the lyrics aren't "hold me close TONY DANZA" right?
You can't be serious.
A lady just asked me if you "seat yourselves" here at qdoba. I told her yea and she has been sitting at a table waiting for someone to take her order for 25 mins.
alcohol. turning childhood friends into awkward hookups since the dawn of civilization.
I am literally hand feeding my crying ex boyfriend taco bell. What has my life become?
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I told him I wanted to "ride him like a show pony" I think he gets the picture
So your best guy friend eats your pussy once and a while, no big deal. It's like going to jiffy lube once and a while to let the professionals do it. Your husband should understand .
I feel like calling off tonight. Is a strong desire for masturbation a valid reason?
I just dropped $300 on lingerie. He better rip this off with his teeth.
I just want to give face wipes a shout out for being there when im too tired or high to wash my face at night
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He's over here like "remember those pics you sent me a couple years ago? Those were hot." And I'm like "remember talking about what we were gonna name our kids a couple months ago? That was hot." Therein lies the disconnect
He started praying immediately after we hooked up, condom on and everything.
bitch, i have a flask. i've got things under control.
god. marry me.
I just tried to snap you a picture of the CVS where we decided not to become parents.
so i may or may not have just had sex on the stage of the lecture hall....
But really, what kind of hoe life adventure in Mexico would you do that would top me blowing a trucker?
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