Cut to me doing the walk of shame to work from a hotel.
i hate this light. i wouldnt even hook up with me in this light
Michael Jackson had a heart attack when he found out boyz to men was a music group not a delivery service.
i just saw a man pushing two thirtys of beers in a stroller while his little kid ran to keep up. father of the year
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My bracket is officially just a list of teams that lost.
He didn't seem too mad about the puke on the side of his car. You still have a chance.
Never again. Her vagina looked like a sad old man.
you just stood there spinning and got mad if anyone tried to stop you
Apparently william has a "couch montage"...an album of facebook photos of himself on different couches in various states of happiness and despair. A heartwrenching journey through what was clearly a significant part of his life. I'd mock him more but I think the fact that I looked through it means he's already won
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I had this image of some guy in a taco truck down by the IMA accosting you for a peep show.
We shaved off his eyebrows I'm pretty sure his fiance will be thrilled at the wedding
Well. Your father was, shall we say, privately surfing the Internet when he found a video of you and Kevin. This was on a very public website honey.
By the way, Kevin! OMG good catch honey!
I got to her place and she was petting her cat and pounding vodka out of the bottle. She looked like Dr evil in yoga pants. She's nuttier than squirrell shit.
Per my usual Thursday, I blacked out and slept on the stairs.
He wouldn’t know a good thing if it bit him on the ass. Which, btw, I did.
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