perhaps when you are drinking red wine from a tall glass with a straw it is time to call it a night.
At what point did I decide it would be a good idea to fill my contact case with vodka
Two girls down stairs, two girls up stairs and....
We've got ourselves a situation
You owe me a new pair of headphones. You plugged mine into the top of a mustard bottle.
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I just looked at my iPhone gps history... "the gas station", "the park with a big scary fence", "the trampoline", and, my favorite, "where we were when we were about to do lines off a bible".
Interestingly im still mad at you for the time we got high and you tried to hump me.
Lol thats a classic
Just threw up at the bar from the heat. Fun change of pace.
the only evidence i have from this weekend existing is a title page for a novel i tried writing called "the oyster who gave up drinking"
Just found out my 21st birthday is on a Wednesday. The possibilities are cheap, as well as endless.
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I think being an adult is being able to say no to free shots...I need to work on that.
The woman in the flower onesie is claiming she hasn't been drinking.
Update - might be back in your neighbor's good graces. She liked the framed photo I gave her of me on the tractor with my business out.
I've been back for one day and I've already given two bjs. Improvement from last year.
mid-october of freshman year. goals have shifted from "no more guys on my floor" to "all the guys on my floor."
I'm in the fetal position trying to figure out a way to get someone to deliver me pancakes.
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