Yeah, i don't remember peeing. or meeting the girl.
i hope whoever thought of bagged wine flip cup last night has the same hangover as me. not ok.
Were making a bet for which twin will relapse while in rehab. I'm going for the chubbier one
i must've hopped out the car and eaten some leaves...even when your'e drunk that's not acceptable
You skyped me last night to show me the girl passed out on your bed.
just had to make the 420 edibles gluten free and kosher for passover.
We were naked in bed for hours and we didn't have sex. Either he's gay or he wants to respect me. Neither of which I approve of.
It's all a blur. I just remember holding some strangers baby
Yah. Thai people are way too trusting
Oh we were great hosts that night. We made sure to leave all the beds open by passing out on the bathroom floors instead.
Some guy I've never met before just came outside and started rolling a blunt on our fence and passed it around to all six of us. At eight in the morning. Today's gonna be weird.
If you need anything just hit me up
Pancakes
Noted.
I asked Tony because I knew he wouldn't give me a lecture about consequences
???? Tony IS a lecture about consequences
his mom fetish really needs to stop. this is literally the 5th time i've come home from work and there's been some random skank and her kids in the living room.
did one of the kids use their poo like a crayon on the wall this time?
Just witnessed a man yell "gonna catch a slut!" at himself in the mirror while doing bicep curls at the gym.
I was...perplexed.
I keep worrying she's gonna have a repeat of the time the ceiling fan was talking in Chinese
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