Okay you're seriously so fucking annoying its like having a baby
We were doing it doggy style, and I puked on the floor and started crying, he told me it was okay his cat would eat it... and if it would make me feel better we could do anal...
And they lived happily ever after....
I just fucked a rockette. This would have been amazing a week ago.
This is even worse then that time I fucked a guy just because he had air conditioning.
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Just did a walk of shame dressed as a cowgirl and walked past his ex's entire sorority. Yippee kye aye, motherfucker.
We got to the party at eleven, and the host was already in the hospital from being stabbed. And she brought the stabber home with us when we left.
Yes I slept with him, he was the only one not wearing a costume. Guys with costumes are just trying to impress you.
In related news... Actually, nope. I don't have any orgy-related news. You win.
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Dude I was tripping acid when she was crying and I literally couldn't defend myself
Bitch I slept on the ground 2 nights running
Just had a threesome with my best friend and LSAT teacher...just checked three things off my bucket list in one night
we thought it would be safer to lock you in the car alone downtown than take you back home to pass out
My books smell like weed. What does that tell you about my college experience?
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Oh yeah, nothing says welcome home like walking in on your parents having sex on your bed while the dog is watching, they told me to wait until they were done...
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