Also, I'm sitting at a crosswalk watching two Mexican gangs fight each other. I miss you too. A lot.
He told me he looked up all the foods that make cum taste better and he put it all on his moms shopping list. she came through my line. this ones a keeper I think.
his text ended with ... everyone knows dot dot dot equals infer sexy time
Condom broke. Took her to CVS for plan B and parked in expectant mothers spot. I laughed.. she cried
She came in to my room half naked at 3am asking me if I had seen the movie balls deep 7
I just bought 4 bottles of wine in sweats at 530 on a monday night. Fuck law school
hi sober isdnt real. this is a mass rtoomate taext i thing. bye
AMAZING.
You. Me. A bottle of Vodka. The wilderness.
Just bought the plane tickets. Light headed. Blood rush to clit oh god blue clit. Mayday mayday vagina down!
Smoked Hookah in the playhouse last night. Childhood was so fun.
I am a 5'4" ball of sexual frustration and vodka. It is that kind of night.
so when he he finally wandered back into the room it was with a pound of cream cheese which he ate in 5 minutes flat and then passed out
I wish I were single again so I could actually have sex.
You just had sex during the movie Radio. This is an all time low
She's celebrating a tinder-match-aversary and I'm not about that.
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