its like the voldemort of pregnancies, we don't talk about it
He's having a heart to heart coversation with the keg about what he should do with his life.
SANTA'S REAL. I GOT MY PERIOD.
You passed out and she managed to carry you all the way back to your dorm last night. I believe your testicles now her property.
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What is a reasonable amount of condoms to keep in my condom wallet without it being creepy that I have too many?
Just did ten shots in 8.34 minutes........ Slowly getting over the loss
No she stopped screaming. Now she's eating popcorn. Off a plate. With a spoon.
Girl, that was the lost night of 2012 for me and I have buried that night deep deep away..
I like to think it's an accomplishment that I can relate my life to a T-pain song
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dude, we need a reunion soon, my vagina needs a deep massage. The kitty is ready to play
I walked by the two of them and mouthed "fuck me" based on there reaction I think they just came in their pants
Pornhub is still operational. Therefore, the world has NOT come to an end in the blizzard!
Never drinking again. Maybe, if our boss gave us more 3-day weekends we would know how to handle ourselves. That was a shit show.
Only my second night back in town and I already have drunk middle aged women doing the robot around me in a circle.
I wonder how drunk we can get before Christmas Caroling turns into trespassing.
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