i have a girlfriend
if you're drunk do you have a girlfriend?
no
Just saw the pics you left in my phone. thanks for reminding me that last night was not a dream.
Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
My mom just walked in on me and my girlfriend about to have sex. All she said was "You're lookin like a fool with your pants on the ground.."
I just realized his fb pic was taken in a public bathroom.
Damn it, I know in the morning I'm going to regret eating out of the trash...
throwing up in the shower isnt as glamorous as i expected
since when the fuck is that glamorous?
He also has a monumental penis. It's unbelieveable. I'm sorry but he's perfect.
It would be one hovered percent delicioui
Let's paint friendship bongs
Guess who won a bet and gets to name it Optimus prime if it's a boy
Nevermind. Totally worth it.
Know what the best part of waking up for work after a drinking vacation is? It's an easy question. Nothing. Nothing is the best part of that.
I sleep better at night when I win things. I never really weep for others.
What?? I could've slept with an ordained minister!
after that bj i gave him, i could fucking punch his mom and he wouldn't give a shit
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