you might want to delete the history when you're done using the computer at work. did you ever find out what the white balls in your throat were?
next person that tells me Facebook is a professional tool is getting kicked in the teeth.
around noonish you got carried out for spitting water and throwing cups at old people...
they said he just opened the front of his shirt and threw up alll over himself
They seriously just ended our alcohol presentation by giving us beer cozies. I love college.
All we did was argue about ponys and drug dealers
He was with one girl when I went to bed, wad with another when I woke up and now he just told me he was with a 3rd in-between last night and this morning. Jesus Christ.
Just finished off a roll of paper towels. Celebration blunt?
I don't understand but I'll be there in 5
After we were done the second time she turned to me and called me a Hardcore Armadillo. Also, her O face involves crossed eyes. You tell me.
He's living a porn movie. He's slept with a waitress at her work for lunch, a bar tender at the bar that night, and the cleaning lady the next morning.
I don't know if it is the Everclear or chemistry, but i think my brain is coming out of my ears.
Is it bad if I look at someone i dont know and just want to punch them in the face?
My vagina still hurts from yesterday. That's the last time I think riding a mop bucket is a good idea. Don't let me do that again
How far are you from my house? Do I have time to masturbate before you get here?
seriously i don't trust him. he fed me a hot dog out of a crock pot and gave me moonshine dashed jager bombs.
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