You were right. It hurts to walk today.
after you threw up, you tried to prove you were sober by reading the ingredients off the shampoo bottles
sex in a ball pit. and I thought ghandi did great things.
aparently i pased my english final. I don't even remember taking it.
I think I told some stripper my friend owned Groupon Last night
I peed glitter this morning and had a beard drawn on my face with eyeliner. Last time I do shots with gay Dan.
So somebody asked her is she's okay.She turned around,started running and screamed "Ballet is running through my veins" before doing a small pirouette.It's amazing how she managed not to fall.
Haha yeah my head's fine..sorry about the dent in your fridge.
Toppless hop-scotch needs to become a competitive sport
On the upside I'm hairless from the waist down. On the downside, I just chemically burned my labia
Plus he stuck it in when you were sleeping which would have been the tipping point for me but you art school kids are all liberal and shit
We played a 4 hour game of True American then we fucked on the floor for a couple hours Happy 20th to me
I had to cum in my sink.
I want to strut with the confidence of a pigeon.
Could’ve gone my whole life not seeing a man snort coke off another man’s cock... but there it is...
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