Every time there's an awkward silence a gay baby is born
I gave up sex with dolphins for you.
So we made editble underwear with fruit roll ups and fruit by the foot
Just saw actual Chinese people doing a Chinese firedrill. Good day.
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Maybe its all the xanax she takes but she literally has NO shame
Lmao. We just snorted some mystery powder uriah found packged up in my car, that i know has been in there almost a year... Its adventure time.
She asked for her virginity back. I don't know what to say
Do you know how to get blood out of tile grout?
We ended up at an Asian frat. I made out with two Mexicans at the same time and I pulled a muscle in my leg from twerking too low. Diversity.
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you told me your favorite colors were "pink" "no pants" and "Mexican food"
just woke up. hair smells like weed and bbq. shins are bruised. vague memory of us chasing deer at the park at 3 am. fill me in on what exactly happened.
Eh, I don't question what my penis likes. It just does what it does.
taking shots alone in my kitchen before I go learn to give a lapdance. when did this become my life?
Unexpected pussy is the best kind. Never expected to get any from a stranger at my little brother's bar mitzvah.
Mazeltov!
I have a bag of frozen peas on my vagina. If you want to talk about real problems.
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