I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
i got kicked out of Barns and Nobles cuz i put all the bibles in the fiction section
Go big or go home. i snuck in two beers in my bra. im here to win.
I knew from the second he called his penis glorious that I was meant to sleep with him
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Id fuck him but only at his house and he had to stay im bed till i left. He only works upper body. It just creeps me out how tiny his legs are
That is an awkward looking cockshot, not gonna lie
Some guy I've never met before just came outside and started rolling a blunt on our fence and passed it around to all six of us. At eight in the morning. Today's gonna be weird.
Is it bad I'm drunk at orientation
You've been there for 12 hours, what are you supposed to be doing
Not be drunk
And suddenly....Tubas. Tubas everywhere.
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The paramedics said she just kept whispering "I just wanted to party"
Being single is awesome because I can still drink a bottle of wine and hate myself, but I don't have to shave my legs!
I broke my foot jumping out of YOUR window under YOUR watch. You failed me drunk guardian. You failed.
Elliott peed on my floor and slept in it lol that's a one line description.
Apparently this establishment won't let you rent a sailboat if you have been drinking rum all morning
Like, bro, how do you think I got the idea to go sailing
I should stop pointing to my vagina when I say "I'm in charge!"
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