She had hickeys... what's up with that?? HAHAHA
I am sitting on my kitchen floor drunk with a bottle of jose cuervo, tryin to make cinnamon rolls and write a paper. I love college
Happy graduation...we are now officially unemployed alcoholics!
Couldn't see or hear that well because she hit me on the back of the head with a bat. That is my excuse. Also the gin.
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we're tailgating intramural basketball with hard drugs and tequila...and i think the players are taking shrooms
His and hers buttplugs were a resounding success. Tru luv
Yeah i was handcuffed to the bed all night but i actually slept like a baby
You are hereby uninvited from future Turnt Tuesdays until further notice.
I'd let you fuck my husband in the future, that's how much I love you
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Do you know how many guys' fantasies I've been told I'm a part of lately?!
Just 2. But still.
They won't let me buy alcohol in the airport until 9am. Super judgemental
Do you find Darth Vader masks attractive?
logically I know i should probably study somewhere outside my dorm room, but if I do that then I cant drink and smoke half as much while i study
I just wanna fuck your brother. Sorry if thats a crime.
why yes, bad decisions will be made starting at 3PM Thurs through 8PM on Sun. You have been warned. Plan accordingly.
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