is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
Holy shit I just stopped short on route 18 because I thought my gps was saying I had to turn right in 11 feet. After almost hitting the guardrail I realized I had to turn in 11 miles.
Fuck I'm high.
White boys cant dance....we did an empirical study
we were so desperate we resorted to lego blocks. nuff said.
Judging by what she did last night, I would say at least 4 of them have mono now.
I sliced my fucking arm open last night after margarita madness and had to drive myself to the ER. Got six stitches and a social worker came in and asked if I was abused due to my sex bruises. I literally had to tell her "don't worry, I like it rough"
you sternly forced jackson to start preheating the oven around midnight so you could make bagels in the morning
you were serious about those bagels
It's the 30 sec rule.... the worst that could happen is I could die
Sorry I sent you a video of a singing reverend last night, I was really high.
I don't know what the bubonic plague feels like- but I'm gonna guess its something like this.
We were on the beach when you spilled sand in the bottle and said "relax it's vodka, it'll disinfect itself"
You are ridiculously similar to a unicorn, and I want to fuck that unicorn.
Hahaha wearing a fake moustache in public was the best idea i ever had
How's the party?
I'm watching two people get flogged. Sothere's that.
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