how is it that boston is so bitchin and the rest of massachusetts sucks so much?
how is it that you still think "bitchin" is an acceptable term anymore?
She had just swallowed, of course i didnt kiss her goodbye
Wasn't she moving abroad?
Are you really going to debate this?
they told you the "weed man" wouldn't come until you were asleep, like santa claus. you believed it.
Am I the only one creeped out by the guy asleep behind our couch?
Tonight marks the 1 yr anniversary of me waking up in a bush. is that reason enough to celebrate?
I think my hopes are too high for this one. The only other bachelorette party I've been to I was felt up by a Chippendale's dancer and smoked a joint with the party bus driver.
Everyone was hooking up and I was just by myself rolling around in the grass at one point ... Which I am allergic to.
He woke me up at 5am to recite nursery rhymes to our fictitious unborn child.
Just realized I'm going to have to make you sign a non-disclosure agreement before my wedding.
I know what you meant. If you want babies in time for your birthday, we gonna need either a time machine or a ski mask.
We were ushered out of Medieval Times by a squire for making out in the torture chamber. Children were present.
We drank vodka and koolaid through a traffic cone. It got rowdy.
I can show you the world. Shining, splimbering vaginaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
He listens to me complain and in return I send him naked pictures. It's a win win situation
are you comparing glasses to pregnancy
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