So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
I'm playing musical beds - it's not very fun
I cant believe we actually had a nipple party!
Dude, way to rack up $80 in pornos in the hotel room last night, and not tell me before I got blindsided at check out.
Heh. Guess I ordered some porno last night. Heh.
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I was just "that girl you seen blowing some dude outside when you drove by"
why does my status of facebook already read REHAB 2011
I kept reassuring him that I was easy like Sunday morning, not easy like "I've had 6 shots of tequila and haven't had sex in three months"
I fell asleep while we were Skyping and woke up to his balls bouncing in front of the camera while he sang "Wakey Wakey!" over and over again. Merryfuckingchristmas.
She liked to slap me in the face while she was on top. All I can say is that big boobs can excuse a lot.
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And there was a legally blind kid in a ref costume doing surprisingly well at beer pong who was passing out business cards
That's why we don't trade sex for Taco Bell. It's called the dollar menu.
I'm such a good drunk match marker. You single, you single... Drunk friend meet single boy. BOOM illegitimate baby made!
Hey sorry for being annoying last night, I just realized how many times I yelled "JORDAN!" during and after playing pong.
Drunk Karaoke resulted in only 8 injuries this time, so there is some improvement.
You left me with 12 red bulls and a bottle of vodka. What did you expect?
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