Oh no, it isn't official until she poops.
Immaculate conception is definitely the most boring way to conceive a child.
he's 25, hott, and leaving for iraq tuesday, i wanna get in as much as possible...
your life is a nick sparks novel waiting to happen
Just chased ups truck with a half wiped ass for you. You're making dinner tonight
with your flexibility, and the size of my penis, amazing things are possible.
It's a bathroom floor kind of morning.
I understand where he's coming from but I don't want this alcohol to revolve around relationship
Wait
after the shots you kept on yelling "this is for the dreamers"
If anyone needs me I'll be in the bathtub, eating fast food and shooting straight vodka while I seriously evaluate my life choices and cry.
It's always appealing to be able to say to someone "I banged your mom"
He told me to be a woman and make him dinner. So I threw a bagel at him and went out to dinner.
I'm somewhere between crying and wanting to orgasm.
Your vagina needs to teach my vagina its ways.
Where does dick fit into Maslow's hierarchy of needs?
Hey, what's the French word for when you meet your boyfriend's friend and you have that gut feeling that you smoked pot naked in a hot tub with him at a house party years ago?
Randomize
