4:25 am: I want you here. Ugh.
Well how sick are u. Ive got a good immune system.
I feel like our house is getting pulled over.
peeing in bathroom at penn station and the homeless man next to me is combing his beard with a fork...god I love new york
just saw an old couple make out...not too sure how I feel about it. though I will admit at one point I was thinking "oh yeah! get that!"
how the fuck did you end up in georgia? you were here at my party dry humping some chick 2 hours ago
so you mean to tell me that there is no way you can get me?
I never thought to pass out in a hotel lobby rather then paying for a hotel room until you taught me that's acceptable at the Hilton
ALSO, bringing a stapler to the bar is a good idea
His penis is small and he doesnt like Harry Potter. HE HAS NO REDEEMING QUALITIES WHAT AM I EVEN DOING HERE
I still have way too many Frat houses to get blackout drunk at before I'm get in any type of relationship
Is it just me or does the sex still keep getting better? I wasn't crying, my eyes just watered from how hard I was cumming.
Your argument isn't valid... just because I test the waters doesn't make me gay. Makes me versatile. And who doesn't love that!
Is it inception if it feels like another uterus is going to burst out of my current uterus?
Get up, biotch, before I come traipsing in there to rip apart whatever god-forsaken spoon you have going on between the two of you and your dog.
This should be illegal
It is
I mean more illegal... I shouldn't have this
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