i hate this light. i wouldnt even hook up with me in this light
'in an unhealthy relationship' should def be an fb option
i just got painted green i'm not about to leave for anything
I tried douching with a turkey baster. Not the brightest idea.
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we literally hit three floors of our apartment building searching for condoms. also got macaroni.
You are beautiful! I got thrown out of a bar tonight for throwing my shoe. It was at my sister, I don't know why they were mad. I know her.
I just sold some kid a bong I made out of a vuvuzela for $50. I think I found my career path.
You also hate cartoons and musicals, so I will take that to mean the movie was as awesome as I thought it was..smoke weed
She gave you a handy in the bar and you were surprised she was good with a dick?
Hahah good point
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oh so have I but I'd still suck a dick or 20 in the name of freedom.
It was like the icing on a beautiful fuck boy cake.
Oh I'm sorry does your girlfriend send you better pictures of things in her ass? No? Didn't think so. Remember that the next time you wanna complain how I don't make the first move enough.
We could never date. He doesn't drink and he won't bring me tacos after sex. He's on that healthy life bullshit.
Good rule of thumb: only list personal references with whom you have hallucinated
All I did today was eat pizza and use my vibrator.
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