Would it be horrible to send my ex's girlfriend an email telling her that I sexed her man up so dirty that he fell asleep inside of me afterwards?
It was one of those "since we're naked anyway" type situations
At what point should i just give my brother a break and stop sleeping with his friends?
I realize now that I left my pants on that table in the downstairs bathroom at you house on Tuesday....
If we see one freshman that cummed on me, we are leaving.
College is a time for personal growth. Meaning it's time to start using those pickup lines on randos at dive bars.
I just let my hand run under cold water for five minutes. I couldn't stop staring at it and the only things I could think about were how amazing it felt, how cool water was, and what a wonderful world it is that we live in. Reasons why I don't smoke...
Oh my god I forgot there were Band-Aids on my nipples
Is it socially acceptable to stop at the strip club for the lunch buffet on my way to the airport?
I actually have to watch Breaking Bad to make me feel better about my choices last night.
im not letting a little injury get in the way of my alcoholic/drug problems. we ARE getting turnt tonight.
I basically have the attention span of a ferret on meth when it comes to men
I mean if you can't appreciate a good looking dick then just get out.
Sigh. I'll find the right guy one day.
Prince charming is right around the corner and will be freaky as shit!
where are you guys?
stoned at his house watching water boil
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