omg he said he wants to insert his penis into my vagnia what do i say
tell him to stop quoting family guy
New rule: no balls on the kitchen counter.
This is random, but did i give u a handjob in the middle of the night or was that a dream?
what started as sign language exam pre-drinks to calm the nerves turned into me waving at a deaf woman for 20 minutes
No, he's ok. He just broke his teeth on the stripper pole. No biggie.
she said i was like a little lamb and she felt bad for luring me into her den of sin. then she blew me.
Being a virgin isn't supposed to be this easy for you.
And I just found out I called my debit card a fast food passport so I dont deserve to live
Not my type, but the penis looks fun.
Btw...refried beans is a terrible thing to throw up.
On a scale of 0 to Thanksgiving, there is no amount of food that fights against tequila.
You can come over but I have to warn you that it is naked Sunday.
Where'd you go?
Laundry, im. A responsible drunk
So I remember having an orgasm, but I didn't wake up next to anyone. Your dog is afraid of me. Is this a sick joke?
the fact that I can still put my shoes on is a testament to the fact that I can outdrink these bros
How do I sound like a lady while communicating the fact that I want his dick in my mouth?
Randomize
