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• (310): View more from California

  Where are you???

  (210): View more from Texas

  With some dude on the way to his house to blaze

  (310): View more from California

  You went back to a stranger's house????

  (210): View more from Texas

  He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.

  (310): View more from California

  I love LA.

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• (339): View more from Massachusetts

  Paddidles count extra in the back of a cop car

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• (+44): View more from United Kingdom

  It was like fucking a house. Down the chimney. That deep and empty.

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• (405): View more from Oklahoma

  I didn't realize how much I missed him until his balls were back in my mouth..

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  21 People Tragically Stumbled Upon A Dead Body

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• (734): View more from Michigan

  Everything in my purse is 100% saturated in red wine, which made it challenging to cover up my booze breath with franzia soaked gum

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• (617): View more from Massachusetts

  I've never seen a grown man cry so much after getting jerked off by a stripper. I say it's the best $600 he ever spent.

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• (773): View more from Illinois

  I have had more skin than food in my mouth the last three days

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• (505): View more from New Mexico

  I FEEL LIKE I CAN TAKE DOWN A FULLY GROWN MOUNTAIN LION WITH ONLY A POINTY STICK OH MY GOD

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• (828): View more from North Carolina

  Just pee around me

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• (469): View more from Texas

  Can I just skip the lesson I have planned for tomorrow and just teach my students about Prohibition using my impending hangover?

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  This is why american education is failing

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• (248): View more from Michigan

  But wait then while giving his drive thru order he goes in mid sentence, "Hey baby it's Travis remember me?"

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• (212): View more from New York

  Do you remember ripping my condom off last night while yelling "I DEMAND MY MEAT RAW" like a Viking?

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• (315): View more from New York

  We stopped mid-sex and both shotgunned a beer then got back to it. Is this what love feels like?

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• (847): View more from Illinois

  What are the chances I get my period 2 weeks early just as welcome week starts. My uterus is conspiring with my dead catholic grandma

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• (303): View more from Colorado

  He's like a hurricane

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  a drunk, sexist, hurricane

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