I like it. Barfy the gin-flavoured Assman
Take xtc, wait 20 minutes and then take a shower. Trust me.
I feel like our bond is deeper now that we're both sleeping with married men. now we're really bffls
May or may not have found my way onto a stripper bus. To Chicago.
It's only slutty when someone else does it. It's okay if it's us though
did i walk over a car last night?
Been home for 3 days and already spiked coffee with Kahlua. Only 106 till we go back to school
I refuse to apologize. Any dick that comes that close to my face uninvited is gonna get bit
I'm concerned that this blind man on the bus has a boner right now
Don't let me publish my memoir unless "hurt my ankle drunk irish dancing" is at least the title of a chapter because that is really the whole story of my life.
you asked the cab driver if he wanted to meet your parents, last night.
Act your age.
I am. I'm acting like a drunk 20 year old.
Dude someone puked in a bowl n put it in the fridge. I thought it was salsa! Who does that?
when i was on the highway she passed out and knocked my transmission into nuetral with her forehead...that was an experience
It was only a blow job in his car. It's the same as giving a friend a back rub.
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