i cant believe u jumped in someones trunk just to get out of talking to me
NO FUCKING WAY. PLEASE MAKE HER IMPLANT THAT POOR KID INTO A RESPONSIBLE UTERUS.
I want to get so wasted that I make middle aged irish men look like mormon girls
You're the 8th person from last night to text me this morning and ask if I'm ok.
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She's never allowed to turn 21 again
I got head to The Nanny. Officially gay.
im sorry for trying to flush a roll of toilet paper down with my puke. probably not great for your toilet
It took years to rebuild my brains forcefield against your charm and I feel like u seal team 6'd ur way in again and caught my common sense sleeping on post
It's totally ok to sleep with him. The only place I have feelings for him is in my vagina.
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Just got caught staring at a woman breast feeding. My only response was, "She's so adorable".
Just watched a drunk girl hand her valet ticket to a cop and walk away.
I based a lot of our friendship on the fact that I thought you were crying from feeling so sad for me when I got crabs. I'm not sure if we can ever be as close now.
No like he has curves. I remember thinking he had a nicer body than me
I take it you're alive?
Mostly. Can't quite control my arms.
Anyone who does not consider cereal and wine as a balanced breakfast needs to leave immediately.
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