I just heard a girl say "We can't go that way, it is a one way street." She was on foot...Nothing worse than girl from the midwest that move to NY to "live out their dream" -the dream of living in a rat and roach infested 200sqft for $2k a month, and get fucked by some recent Ithaca college frat grad...
DID YOU JUST COME OUT THROUGH A FACEBOOK COMMENT??
There is a bottle of ciroc waiting graciously on my breakfast table. It's almost a sign for me to live up to my Russian blood.
my life is about to be the like the hunger games except with penises. and im going to win.
Quick!! What's a good reason for me to have rug burn on my chin?
The extent of "getting it in" was this creepy guy sticking his finger in my bellybutton
I just walked through the door and she ran up to me, hugged me, unzipped my pants and immediately started sucking my dick. Good day.
He must've been a bear in a previous life. My nipple is bleeding. Shit's sensitive.
Happy hour crawl turned into power happy hour turned into tequila shots turned into I'm drunk in class on Cinco de Mayo at 7 am.
Him showing up yesterday was like a giant ego stroke for my vagina.
Your bf is wearing nothing but a cape, I mean absolutely NOTHING but a cape. I know you said he looks like Thor but this is getting a bit ridiculous.
skyped with him for 45 min in the bath while i shaved my legs. new level in the relashionship
He howled at the moon then told me that if i were a dog he'd have sex with me...either i look like that girl or i need to stop going on blind dates. Period.
Lately I've been very attracted to Kevin Jonas because he's like...less hot than Joe, but he's this healthy mix of both Joe and Nick. It looks like he's finally growing into himself.
His dick smelled like strawberries...it was awesome.
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