yeah worst sex in my life. plus i think her little brother was in the room.
I wouldn't call it sex. It's like when you put a plug in a socket half way. It's not all the way in but it still turns on the light.
where are my pants?
you were passing out with two blankets and the person next to you was cold so you gave him your pants to keep warm
Great News, you CAN smoke bowls with a magnifying glass
frozen drink friday is suspended until further notice
Why is Kyle using one of my nieces as a blunt object to provoke and attack my other niece?
I started dipping tositos in my screwdriver last night
then apparently I went "not bad" and continued
I'm the Oprah of jello shots
I told him I was ready for another round and he said, "after this part." What guy chooses James Bond over pussy?!
On a side note, my ex husband offered to buy me shrooms
I just need a fucking pair of pants. Is that too much to ask for?
If you dont get laid dressed as Woody Harrelson in Zombieland, I have lost all faith in the men of nw Indiana.
I woke up at 6:30 in the morning on the A train on 14th street. You wouldn't know anything about that right?
So I might join you on the drunk train on the way to poor decisions.
never have sex with a mint flavored condom on. my vagina is on fire.
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