I just wanted to draw pictures of limp wieners on peoples doors and smash pictures of palm trees. That's it.
Just ran into that chick u called from my phone and left her a MSG bout how she has aids
Ahaha, good shit
Fuck morning classes and our weekday drinking habits.
she tried to handfeed me fritos while yelling "PENIS TRAIN"
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She bit a glowstick open. Apparently they burn. We bonded while she washed the chemicals out of her mouth as I did double shots of Jager.
At this point the smell of shame has become my natural musk
The Deck is crawling with Cougars. Sound the irresponsibility alarm and come drink with me on a Tuesday night.
My mom has finally acknowledged my soft spot for Russians. Finally.
It's snowing in May and there was a law school party at the strip club. The end is near.
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That's not fair! You can't come over after you just had sex and rub my dry spell in my face!
There were containers of weed in the piñata. How much more Colorado does it get
You got banned for life from a $30 a night motel. What are you doing with your life?
He was awesome with her today. I can't say that it didn't make my Fallopian tubes sing "The Hills Are Alive."
so after 3 days of looking i found the keg...looks like somebody tried burying behind the garage
Emergency thong? Check! Suspension bondage is a go!
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