i don't care what she did to you. we are not having sex in front of your sister.
You were so trashed that when you dropped your fruit rollup on the floor, you just sat next to it and cried.
I think the fact that my first kiss is now in a porno says a lot about why my life is the way it is
Real friends wouldn't let me shotgun a 4loko after already seeing me trying to eat a girl out through her jeans.
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Can we ask the Hungry Howie's guy to pick up some blunt wraps on the way over?
its like accelerated beer pong for children.....we train champions young
Why the fuck did you text me at 4 in the morning telling me not to have sex with the bird?
he broke off your car antennae to use as a walking stick before he smoked because he claimed to lack the facial strength needed to open his eyes when he's high
Dude just pulled his dick out and started stroking it and making s sound like cocking a shotgun....wtf was in those e pills
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Front seat of an Escalade in a limo-service parking lot. That is all.
He was wearing an Affliction shirt, a Monster hat, and he asked me for anal within 5 minutes of meeting me. Like 3 strikes and you're out, bro.
I just saw someone dressed as a bear leave your house on a motorcycle. I guess you guys are having a good time.
He will be so fat that the winter can not penetrate his blubber.
I've never known a porn star before
There's not even an emoji for this
It still amazes me Mike had to have neck surgery after eating me out so much.
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