No touching my privates on the ride to school. Pinky swear.
you were calling yourself Ulickes S. Cunt.
dude totally just got the jungle juice out of my white top. i am really ready to be a trophy wife.
the teacher just ate a hash brownie and passed out on the bus best field trip 2010'
so,apparently a side effect from having sex on the beach is now i have a tanline shaped like your sister
i hate you
Would the plural word for douche be deese? "Look at these deese bags"?
Are you high?
French people screaming and throwing stuff out the window. We told the manager and he's pissed and going up there. This is gonna be like cops. Maybe better than cops.
I just invented spray cheese vodka. tastes real nasty but does the trick.
Would you wanna look up as you cum and for a split-second see your dad?
All I know is....there's beer in my camera. How do I know? Because I can pick up my camera,shake it and HEAR, the beer in it
we played a my little pint drinking game. It was awesome.
Yay! Also. When you're coming down eat waffles and touch yourself. You won't regret it.
I'm really sorry I hooked up with your student on the dance floor..
I threw up soo much that I started crying. Then his grandma randomly came in and started rubbing my back...
There's a fuckload of syrup all over the floor.
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