I just spent the last 30 minutes shaving my asshole.
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
For someone who "only drinks patron" your lack of pickiness with men alarms me
Good news. Isn't krabs. Bad news. Not sure what it is. Worse news. Encouraged not to fuck till known. Great news getting laid tonight
I pretty much threw up on him while he slept, I had one task today which was to wash the sheets that I threw up on and I turned them pink. I would leave me if I could
You are mentally unprepared to be exposed to my degree of perversion.
I'm not entirely sure what we did is legal in the U.S., but I know that couple wont be the same
"it's Wednesday" isn't a good enough excuse to take my debit card and use it for your own drunken needs. You owe me 250 bro
Do you know how hard it is to be while you're high with a chuck Norris poster in the bathroom?
you can't let guys come on your chest and then hog my blanket
He seems like a lot more than a waste of tequila
This is the third time this year I've whored myself for a Netflix login. If this guy changes his password, I'm gonna fucking give up.
Or maybe pay for Netflix?
I'm not that desperate yet.
Threw up on break at work. That brings our collective tally to 9 times. We can never drink like that on a monday again
i don't like interrupting booty calls. thats just rude.
I’ll call you in a minute. Trying to book an AirBnB so I can finally bang the yummy guy from yoga
Your downward dog is going to rock his cock. I’m jealous
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