lol earlier she was acting like a normal gf... and then BANG! shes touching herself again...
his penis is PERFECT
I want to put it in a shoebox and place cottonbls around it to protect it from any harm
or knit it little hat
when she started singing "you look better when im drunk" to my cat i realized it was time to take her home
I'm honestly too sad to drink and hang out with strippers. This breakup sucks.
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im afraid if i stop breathing i will turn into a porcupine
after last halloween when i met that 26yr old guy from russia who was hot until we madeout and he became obsessed with touching my forehead after the ecstasy he did and then tried to sell me pills from an m&m mini container, i think im staying away from parties downtown
Dear god how many nuts did u bust in me my vagina feels like a bowl of jello.
You are a special snowflake. A special snowflake I wouldn't mind rough sex with
What exactly do I say to a random stoner hookup to thank him for ending my dry spell? Is it awkward to just say "Thanks for that. It was well needed."
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He told me"I think your ready for this" and went into his closet whipped out a movie certiffied light saber.
Man, you got so high you own goaled yourself in FIFA then got up celebrating.
I just found a grey hair. On my nipple. Fuck you too, Mother Nature.
Just when I thought I was growing up, I go out and TOTALLY REDEEM MYSELF
THIS IS SO HOT. BYE PANTIES.
she prefaced telling me she was pregnant with "houston, we have a problem"
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