He quoted an N'sync song to confess his attraction to me. Needless to say, I had sex with him.
My entire childhood was an ugly sweater party
shes in my pool wearing only floaties on her arms ill have to raincheck watching march madness with you guys sorry
I need to stop fucking people before I get to know them
im never drinking wine from a person in a wet suit and goggles ever again.
I demanded respect from my fuck buddy. Drunk me is not fun.
A French guy bit my cheek. Is that sexy there? Also had to threaten to stab the bus driver. I'm not sure I like Europe.
I got laughed at by a homeless guy in a Daniel Boone hat. I have no clue what this means for my day
All you need to know is that isn't jizz
My sharpie cut off line was invaded last night. Where's my turtleneck?
And all you did was hit on me and do things "for America", so you weren't judged heavily
WHY HAVE SO MANY THING GONE IN MY BUTT ON THIS TRIP
I better get weekly incoherent text messages or I will assume something is wrong.
wyd
Laying here debating on if i want a sandwich or an orgasm.
You were licking skittles to check if they were "halucinateizers" so no, you are not leaving the house while on antibiotics.
Randomize
