my vag is singing 'hurts so good' by john mellencamp
This whole foot fetish thing is getting out of control. He would rather hold my feet than me after we fuck.
I just want you to know IcyHot in the ear is weird. Don't ask.
Dude, the cops never think it's as funny as you do.
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Not only was there cake on the wall but someone shoved cake and meat in a cup and put it in the fridge.
she was masturbating to a video of herself masturbaing. She's a keeper
The bouncer was being really rude for no reason. Steph PICKED him up and physically MOVED him from our path on the way out.
Well thats the pro of going out drinking with a pro body builder. Even if its a girl.
Dude. Cab ride home consisted of me making out with an Asian girl sitting next to my Dad
They were scared I was going to get lost last night so they dressed me up as Waldo so someone would always find me.
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Let me tell you how my drug dealer wants me to take his girlfriends little sister to jr prom
Like I'm not tryna become president or marry a doctor or some shit here, like one level above garbage is all I'm asking for
Decided to smoke a bowl in my closet while my parents are gone. Just sat in the closet because I couldn't remember how to get out. Started panicking cuz I thought they were gonna show up... Checked my phone. It's been 4 minutes.
I just punched myself in the vagina to prove a point. Please pray for me.
His dick is social distance approved
Social distance approved?
big enough for me to fuck from six feet away
She picked a quarter off the floor, kissed it "for luck" and won the $20,000 jackpot. She bought dinner and stayed sober to drive us home. This is a typical example of a visit with my sister.
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