I walked up to her and said hello and wanted to ask her if she had fun last night... she asked me if we had met before.
i wish swine flu would become a total pandemic so we cld be rid of all the people that are complaining about it
drug dealer added me on facebook, win ?
omg no way im finding him!
he has no pics of his face, and im always drunk so i cant remember if hes cute or not, but he told me im in his phone as "party girl" which is fitting i guess cause im dragging my hungover ass to buy preggo tests, and i had to get the cheap ones cause i blew all my cash on coke.
I will give you vagina for bag of have'a corn chips.
there were more penises there than on chat roulette
I wish sober me loved running as much as drunk me...
She said her tits were too big, and he slapped her. He said that Jesus didn't appreciate bitches that fish for compliments
I don't think i can handle my uncle say again that kid rock is a true musician....
Thoughts of banging the girl who just opened my beer with her teeth?
White people are beatboxing! Save me.
Jailed a totally belligerent hot guy. That was probably my most thorough pat down. Ever.
So, I have realized that I am kryptonite for married men. I'm not sure how to feel about this sober, but drunk me accepts her destiny.
Apparently the guy with the moaning gf that lives above us is in my DES class... AWKWARD
just saw a girl run into an automatic sliding door, back up and try again
Where can I buy a stripper pole at midnight on a Sunday?
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