just cuze she's 16 doesn't mean it's illegal to add her on facebook
No. Please No. At first it was cool when you started bring an extra girl home for me but after 2 cycles of clap medicine I'm putting an end to it.
I don't want to talk about it but I will say, that was the best two headed $68 blowjob. Ever.
Yes theres a double standard. Get over it. Fuck the critics and go be the slut you were born to be
False alarm I know hes alive because when i tried shaking him awake he pissed his pants and rolled over..
Why is your name on a gluestick in a plastic baggy stuck to my door?
This is most sickening thing I've ever seen, and I threw up my body weight in jello shots on my birthday.
I'm more of a 'talk at me while I stare at you' kinda girl.
just tried to scoop ice cream with a steak knife. now in the emergency room with a the cab diver and the drag queen he picked up on the way. its gonna be a loooong day.
The internet is out at West Chester so I'm masturbating using my imagination. What is this, the fucking dark ages?
Her text was so long it had an arrow to expand it. You know it's bad when even your iPhone can't handle her
And he's a cuddle champ. I know because I slept over because I don't know what boundaries are.
I'm really just disappointed in myself for having sex with a musical theater major
What? I'll do just about anything if you give me a sticker.
Listen I don't care what it's called as long as it's drugs
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