we made a giant pot of alcholic jello. i filled a gallon bag and brought it to dorms. desk guy gave me weird looks, he doesnt realize this is how i will pass all of my room searches
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
Yep. About to get on pornhub to spill some Christmas cheer
Just promise me you won't ring in the new decade by clutching onto a toilet
gross. I think i'll just donate all my eggs. My children will be incredible, but they're not welcome in my womb
the bar tender told me i could keep an air matress in the backroom.
If I am going to pay someone to make me puke, it's going to be the bartender.
Its great. Every time she starts barking i know ive got approximately 37 seconds to hide my gf in the closet and throw some clothes on
Its not low standards. We're more of like a self esteem camp for average girls
I think we've entered a low point in our relationship when I'm sending you pictures of pubic hair designs "because they're funny"
we got stoned then he started showing me how to make his penis look like a hamburger...if that's not true love idk what love is
It's my birthday weekend! I'm getting a Brazilian and he's going to fucking Arkansas. Where the fuck are his priorities?
His family, without saying anything, started a game of quarters the moment the drinks arrived. I love them. If only I didn't hate him so much.
She's licking the vodka she spilled off the desk
Aaaaand now she's drinking it out of the shot glass like a cat
i out mim tonsoeep
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