I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
Small dicks are the new regular sized dicks.
Why are my keys in the refrigerator?
You said "This is gonna really confuse me tomorrow." Apparently drunk you plays pranks on hungover you.
This explains so much.
I'm shivering and sweating at the same time. Thanks a lot St. Patrick.
I just looked at the maps icon on my IPhone and "eR" was typed in the search address bar. I wonder if we ever got there.
tan lines, throwing up everclear on the beach, doing lifeguards, tequila...summer.
Just looked in the mirror and i look like ive been gang banged. Im so proud of my boyfriend it almost hurts
listening to happy ending by mika while imagining him to run after me at an aiport in slow motion... also, dipping oreos in baileys. not taking this breakup well. at. all.
Status Uddate: I lost half a tooth and Alison is taking Amy Grant requests via bullhorn
he looks SO much like Drake, I feel like an extreme groupie every time we have sex.
he fucked me with his goalie mask on. it was like sleeping with Darth Vader
Because that's what you do with poop. You expect the worst.
I shoulda been born a dude. There's too much power in a vagina.
Sorry I wore your bra during sex last night
So how was it?
The cemetery or the sex?
Randomize
