I just met a guy from Australia at the bar. I asked him what it was like down under and he told me if I went home with him he'd let me find out. I love Australians.
after giving me morning oral, he left saying "hate to eat and run but..." oh yeah, he's getting a second date.
We were done making out and had been asleep for a hour. I felt him put his hand on my butt. Then I farted.
dude they were twins that means they were both only 17
you lied. pity sex is amazing.
He said he had bite marks on his back... Turns out he had to throw me over his shoulder, and I was really reluctant.
the fact that he forgave me for making out with the bartender is proof that i can fuck my way out of anything.
And in my birthday dress, with my friends, i peed on myself in line for the club. Still went in and partied. I remember pieces
good news: I made it out of bed and into shower. Bad news: I made it back to bed without clothes. Worse news: I don't know this bed.
Is the booze for tonight or the apocalypse?
Both. Pregaming the zombie party and hurricane sustenance.
You got a write up and a first aid award all in the same night. The don was impressed!
Ok thats it i need a list. Full names, nicknames, in which frats, with a photo, of all the guys youve hooked up with because three of the same guys is ridiculous
I think one of your friend's offered my friend chicken tenders back at his place...just FYI he should probably come up w/ another line
I just used my citation as a bookmark. Want a beer?
she broke the sink..i repeat the sink is off the wall. send help
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