Oh i forgot. I hit on a mentally challenged girl too.
part of me always dies a little when i go to the "2 women seeking 1 man" section in craigslist's casual encounters to find nothing there. it's tragic
i got totally wasted at 2pm and cleaned the house bc i was bored. my mom now supports my alcohol problem
I just woke up in a puddle of boob sweat. Definitely time to consider a reduction.
positive spin of the day: since my nose is blocked from allergies cleaning the puke this morning was much easier
Pretty sure I left lotion and my bra in your car. I've secured your fathers belief that your straight. You can thank me later
Your braces fetish is going to end up biting you in the dick.
How do I know if porn I have watched is haunted?
All i remember is you yelling at a stop sign and the rest is a blur
GOOD MORNING. Have you seen the Avenger vibrators?
why do you keep saying "she looks like a porn star" like thats a bad thing?
Positive reinforcement! I'm training him for being a good boy and coming over. He gets sex and cookies.
They're letting me in by good graces, I can't show up with a fist full of dildos
this is the fourth time i've taken my clothes off for money this year. is that normal for the average college sophomore?
I would go disguised as someone he didn't have premature ejaculative sex with but I don't know if I could stay in character.
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