I am at the point in my high where i now know/understand chinese.
after the cops left he pulled the weed out of his ass and we smoked it
No, you dont understand, he literately fucked me into a new hairstyle, quite nice too.
my new ipod has external speakers and a video camera...all i can think about is how much more convenient it would be for me to make a pretty decent sex tape
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her and i fucked to a michael jackson song and she had it memorized so she squealed every time he did
Worst hangover of my career vs the return of the blue balls. Will keep updated
I knew as soon as I saw that pole that I was going to wake up the next morning with bruises.
They need to leave so I can start drinking shamefully.
We play beat the clock every morning. When the alarm goes off, she hits snooze and drops her panties. If I can't finish in time to beat the snooze, she jumps in the shower and I've gotta jerk off.
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She looks well worn, presumably from a cavalcade of penis.
Don't wake me up to tell me to cook for you because you don't like taco meat.
well when I said that I would ride his face until he ran out of oxygen, that's when I knew I shouldn't be around beautiful people anymore.
I met a gypsy today. She told me my soul animal was an owl and says she will now remember me as "Owl Girl".
Her tramp stamp said call me maybe. You should have run for the nearest decontamination shower immediately.
Sorry I’m late. Got horny watching the traffic report and had to rub one out
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