I admire a woman who can maintain dignity while puking after too much whiskey
so high. i feel like my whole body is a boner
The walk of shame is slightly more complicated when you wake up in the wrong country...
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
eww mummy girl is here...
what the fuckk. i just want to hold her down, wax her eyebrows, and give her some morals.
cheese fries, coffee, with a side of dry heaving in the bathroom at the diner on campus at 5am. never felt better.
His words said "save me", but his penis said "I'll take my chances"
They made the rule if I caught the ball with my cleavage they would drink the entire beer pong table. I don't think they expected me to actually do it.
im the best fifth wheel. all four of them separately bribed me to never speak of what happened last night
Day drinking is so dangerous way too many construction workers out there to flirt with
Sorry, fell into some ass. Call you tomorrow.
Couldn't finish, so she gave me "the tap," and I had to leave the mound early. Nothing worse than the long walk back after the manager comes out and asks for the ball.
There are both cum and chocolate stains on my sheets. Can't decide whether this is a new low or a new high.
I swear to God if you fuck my cousin I will fuck your dad.
Is there such thing as a tasteful dick pic? I think I just got one if they exist.
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