belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
Don't worry I'll hold the wheel while you cum
Dude, she's so old there's a chalk outline where her reproductive organs used to be.
Had a 3 sum last night, and today food just taste better and the air seems so much fresher!
is it too early in the day to continue our conversation about penis shapes?
besides im still about 80% sure that im eskimo brothers with jerry springer
I had some like war flashbacks of giving someone a handjob and i was trying to figure out who it was.
you covered his dog in toothpaste. safe to say hes not gonna call you.
Walked into my campus store carrying a pitcher of sangria. No fucks given. Also this recipe is banging.
He is currently pregaming mini golf. MINI GOLF.
WHY IS HE GONE WHEN I ACTUALLY HAVE THE AMOUT OF ESTROGEN TO HUMP A SQUIRREL?!?!
In two separate occurrences, I could have avoided getting my heart broken, and chlamydia, all with a left swipe.
We had sex on his grandparents floor... the taxidermy deer was staring at me the whole time!
I fucked her on her ex's Yankee sheets while she was wearing an Ortiz jersey...of course she gets to meet my mother
reminiscing on last night: why the fuck did I feel the need to stand on chairs everytime we took a jello shot?
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