Thanks for stranding me with th douchebag award recipients
Just saw a picture of your new tub, cant wait to pee in it
i woke up to my roomate hitting me in the head with a can of PBR at 8:30 in the morning...i love spring break
doing lines of blow through a tampon applicator in the study lounge at 7am so i can finish an italian composition that was due a week and a half ago...such a good student.
It's 8 am and he's already trying to get me to make out with a girl.
I think I'm getting too used to throwing up in the reception trash can. It doesn't even phase me anymore
mary just dropped the yahtzee dice in her wine. and shes throwin em like shes on a craps table.
hahahaha slap the bag.
I think I may be stoned foreverrrrrrrrr. The earth has been around for a long time.
I'm now having weird sexual fantasies about that riverdancing figure skater. So thanks for that.
Question. There's no better feeling than clean shaven balls. Do girls get that too?
I woke up to my bra draped over his lamp and a huge bump on my head. apparently, I face planted while having sex in the shower..
Are you ok?
They gave me a cat until I fall asleep. His name is fluffy because he's fluffy.
I think after tonight I'm 85% lesbian
OMG OMG OMG I just throwed up in his pillow case when he wentto start the sho wer, time to grab my bra and bounce!!!
Wow.
Idk if I want to put a bra on
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