There are 3 speedbumps now up. Think you can manage the urge to piss on them?
Aw shit! That's like putting me a in a room full of Captiain Crunch Donuts and Jasper Hale and not letting me put my mouth on either.
i would hope so, cause i don't think 'i drove off the road because i was getting some head' is covered in insurance
Please tell me you are a size medium in men's clown onesies and that you forgot them here last night.....
I vaguely remember walking down the highstreet with a plate of K offering lines to passers buy. I sold a line to a taxi driver.
I was really excited when he said that condoms didn't fit him, then he added "they fall right off"...
THERE IS A GOAT THERE IS A GOAT IN MY BED IT IS EATING MY THONG WHAT DID YOU DO
tanning, a slurpee, and a cigarette. spa day college edition
I just realized that the first thing he ever bought me was Plan B.
I just want to have beer shits in my own bathroom. Is that too much to ask for?
Things are coming back to me in chunks. I vaguely remember signing a shirt that said 'I enjoy vagina'
I AM SO PROUD OF YOU
My feelings for him are donzo molonzo but I can't turn down a pierced penis...
Is it weird to wish your favorite hooker "happy thanksgiving"?
Secrets from the porn industry: liTERALLY SHOVE A SEA SPONGE UP YOUR VAGINA GO ON DO IT
The couple in the apartment next to mine are both opera singers. I’m never sure if I’m hearing them banging or doing vocal warm-ups.
If it were up to me his wife would never get his penis again, but I guess they have some sort of arrangement
Yes, an arrangement called marriage
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