Ha i know. My vag can't go too crazy for a boy halfway across the country. It doesn't have that good of range
my elementary bus driver served me drinks last night. He hooked me up
We Started drinking at 8am and left the bar around 11pm....I hate ALL green things
we're ranked number 5 for having the most pot in the country for a university school. idk if i should feel worried or just plain blessed.
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The "puke-towel" started to grow something...
maybe if i keep dancing i won't throw up
No. Her boobs are the one spot of warmth in my life right now and I will not let you take them from me.
I've come to the conclusion while folding laundry and watching porn that I may be dead inside.
we were looking for paper towels to wrap his hand and i yanked a drawer out of the cabinet, it was fun so we just kept doing it. things escalated and long story short, he isn't gettin his security deposit back
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Not my type. One of those types that loves that they're educated, could drink their red wine and have an intellectual conversation and have a wonderful time
An adult?
god it feels good to gold a bottle of opiates again.
I think that typo was actually more appropriate than what you intended.
Can I even tell you how badly I want a day that is just on and off napping and sex with intermittent snack breaks? Because I want that day very badly.
I have never seen a more amazing text message in my entire life.
He drives a PT Cruiser.... that should have been my first clue.
I'm getting drunk off Malibu and watching Drag Race and it's only 2 in the afternoon. I'm the poster child for sad gay men.
Arrived home from picking Mom and Nana up at the airport to find Marc buck ass nude beneath the Christmas tree. Nana says she always knew I was queer.
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