Free body shot off of Sarah. Expires never.
...and all my boxers are outside in the snow because????
He hid IN a snowbank for 2 hours waiting for me to come home. This game has to stop before someone dies.
his extensive knowledge of the age of consent laws kinda scares me....
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Dude it was a mini horse. It obviously only eats mini things.
I'm crossing my legs while pooping. Taking a shit has never looked so proper.
Throwing up so forcefully that toilet water hits you in the face is not what the Pilgrims and Indians had in mind for this holiday
I was about to smoke a bunch of weed and lay naked while I cried all day
If you can find a Canadian Lesbian to have pity sex with me, let me know.
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It's pathetic. My bed hasn't been this sexless since it was in bedmart.
Well, somebody (me) put on reindeer antlers, crawled around on the floor, and meowed at people... So yeah, I'd say it was "one of those nights"
we found him passed out on the baseball field with two 40oz and wearing a tophat.
Where did he get the tophat?
I walked in on him jerking it to videos of UFC fighters. The most awkward part: he didn't stop when I walked in.
I left at 4:30 in the morning and I told him it was because I had to take my contacts out
He asked if we were going to take advantage of his drunken state. When we said no he tired to show us what we were missing out on. It was so sad it almost made him cute.
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