I just googled the nutrition facts for a mcgriddle and yet I still want to go to mcdonalds
When you want to head down the cleveland on Sunday?
What time do the bars open? I dont want to remember how bad theyre gonna lose
Had to make a piece of abstract art. Your dick is in it
We ended up on a hotel balcony in Daytona where she lured a seagull down with a pizza crust she found in her purse and preceded to grab it out of the air by it's neck.
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hey. so did i get tied up by a jumprope last night?
He managed to scream "cowabunga bitch" before he went down on me. Let me know if you still like him.
2nd fun fact: he has a square tan line around his dick.
He told me I was a pleasure to arrest. That's the 2nd time I've heard that.
Did you get any last night. I need to track my forever aloneness
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Thank you for not puking on my lap during the first class of the semester. And fuck you for doing it in the second.
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
Like I'm literally drinking whiskey and making a stocking for my cat right now. What. Goes. On.
I know. I'm a saint. Saint of sitting on faces.
I woke up in my basement holding someone else's underwear and a bottle of mouthwash . I wish I could explain more than that but i can't remember ...
there are LEGIT cum stains on my ceilling. ON THE CEILLING!! you tell me how the relationship was.
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