If i have to listen to his problems about his girlfriend, he should at least let me suck his cock.
drinking warm bud heavies i found in the garage and googling how to tell the gosselin kids apart.
i havent had this much fun since the last time i farted and it created a boner.
you came downstairs saying you were now 'dressed to impress'
what was i wearing?
nothing
Jesus christ how hard is BRING SNACKS AND DRUGS to interpret? I trust your judgement on this one.
Power hour was a bad idea. It turned into power 4 hours, then power puke. Then power sleep till 3.
he ate me out like 4 times and told me that my vagina "was too much fun".
I've had balls on my face twice in last 48 hours and I STILL haven't got laid!
I can wear a rubber suit at three am and spank someone's ass until its sore and fuck them three ways from Sunday. And get up the next day and do their laundry. As long as once in awhile they rub my back without expecting anything
I swear to god he's making pineapple onions and cheese. He thinks he's making eggs onions and cheese
Best sex of my life. But I think it's because I like his apartment. Really nice bed sheets. High vaulted ceilings. I wanted to lay there forever.
You're getting old. Was it located in a nice school district for your future offspring?
He signed my ass with a Waffle House pen.
Hi,\n\nYou left your underwear in my Uber. Thanks and bye.
He's here walking around DRUNK AS FUCK in a Kobe Bryant number 8 jersey... Tucked in.
I always want to see you. Honestly my only hesitation is that my ass is still kind of sore from Sunday 🥺
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