friends don't let friends hook up with gingers.
Well, if your day started with strippers, then we're tied. Otheriwse, I'm winning.
I have jerked off in every room in your house. *the more you know
I don't really know how to say this, but I have an oven mitt to return to you tomorrow..
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my mom just walked in on me in the shower doing the "ass hair shave" pose.
some people spend their whole lives trying to find their soulmate. who knew mine was hiding in utah successfully balancing a pageant career and a coke habit.
Thanks for letting me rent out your vagina rec room. I don't expect the security deposit back.
I just got high off one hit and the. Spent 20 minutes inspecting the gasket of our refridgerator and researching ways to replace it
As you passed out you started to cry and say "Mufasa" over and over again making everyone else cry.
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do you think your dog feels awkward being in the background of your nudes?
Guess who has two thumbs and broke her boyfriends dick?
Yes. I'm realizing that sports games are good reasons to drink. I just cheer when everyone else cheers.
I woke up with a black eye and a buttplug...not sure I really want to know what happened.
You’ll lick BBQ off my cock but no ketchup on a hotdog?
Do thigh high boots and a ball gag count as a costume?
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