i dont know why he would complain when i touch him there.
I just looked at the maps icon on my IPhone and "eR" was typed in the search address bar. I wonder if we ever got there.
I was. I was trying to blow bubbles in the toilet after I threw up in it. They had to carry me everywhere. I lost a sock.
1.) where are you? 2.) you making meatballs? 3.) Meatballs for sex?
I just saw her take the entire bowl of lime wedges from the bar and pour them all in her purse, and now using the empty bowl as a hat. Waiting for security to come and throw her ass out.
I might lose an organ but I've got booze. I'll be fine.
its been so long even thinking about having a dick inside me makes me sore
Do something fun then. Blow up the house or whatever.
How have you survived this long?
Dumb luck and a deal with the devil.
Your CAR. Is in a LAKE. I'd say "a big mess" is a pretty conservative description of the situation.
Would I chase a raccoon with a flaming stick sober?
I hope you get stoned and think that you're a seal in shark infested waters
Hooked up with a 20 year old. Only reason I did was cos I thought he was 18
I will gladly accept you into my home with open legs.
She kissed me, then said "mmm your face tastes like it needs my pussy on it."
I need my sock, sombrero, maracas, and I just heard I had a light saber, if thats the case...i want that back too
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