question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
So you started off by saying "no homo," but patting his crotch and saying his jeans fit him wonderfully may have overshadowed that.
I feel like dying is the new "adopt an african baby"
Hey its bob the builder. Where did you go?
I just wiped my face with a slice of bread. Lowest point of the night.
If I started a story with "That three-year-old totally deserved it," would you listen?
Remeber when I drunkenly made out with him this summer while he was getting bitched at by his girlfriend on the phone? Yeah, neither do I. But I'm pretty sure that same thing happened again last night.
i take my contacts out every time we fuck so i cant see all the stretch marks
I knew I fucked up when I woke up with the meat scissors in my hand.
Was this before or after he told that homeless man outside the bar about his past sexual experiences?
If your relationships aren't working out because she doesn't have a penis THEN maybe you should give dudes another go
Do you know how hard it is to was the scent of sex from your hair in a gas station bathroom?!
I'm just saying; the box truck will cost less then dorms or rent, and we can always crash where the party is.
I beer bonged before it even hit 4 o' clock. Please get on my level homecoming style.
Just so you know, it is really hard to rehydrate when everything is spiked with everclear.
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