He told me I remind him of his sister...
Was this before or after you did it?
before... I mean, it's been a long time. I just tried not to think of it during.
Just gave my manager part of my viccodin stash-my job is basically secured forever.
We were laying in the basement dry humping to the rhythm of the washing machine
Please please please buy brown eye liner on your way home in the morning... I'm missing an eyebrow
If I get to the point of singing Man of Constant Sorrow then please god let me do it, record it, then cut me off.
I wanna fuck that hideous moustache right off your face. get the confetti ready for the festivities
Just told my shrink " this was a year for whoring around"
And you were like wow I love water shots they taste so good
im mad at you for telling me he ejaculated during "let it go." Thanks for ruining the song forever.
I made a bong out of my deodorant today. Did you?
Fire trucks are here again. It wasn't me this time.
He says it takes a lot to subdue the urge to just bury his face in my vagina. Of course, I have absolutely no problem with this.
You know shit got weird when you watched another guy shove drugs up your wife's ass and it wasn't awkward for any of us....
Sexting my TA in lecture = awesome
We just started our own DARE program: Drugs are really enjoyable.
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