Not me. I think "beastiality" sounds pretty classy.
So i told him he was the 3rd i have ever slept with and then i found out he had actually slept with 5 other girls besides me. And his reply was well your number one on this hand.
We found him. 8 blocks away from the bars and almost at his parent's house. On the verge of tears.
Got hereat 8. Had 6 beers 2 shots and a game of diZZY BATOS
Precisely. She's an awesome drinking companion; yet, not so awesome mother-in-law material.
Also I think my taxi driver may have just died and we just happen to be on a 35 mph cruise control on 395...
I just pulled a piece of cookie out of my bra in the middle of class. I'm forever alone.
Your message cut off at "shit on the floor". Your life is incredible.
If I pissed all over some chicks bed I would probably apologize for getting so wasted, not putting out, and turning into a god damn R. Kelly Cinderella... Not ask for coffee and a ride home.
I can smell the sangria seeping out of my pores
Came home to my roommate drinking a 40 in the shower. Chugging with his hair still fully shampoo'd.
She said she didn't know what fireball was. We are no longer friends.
I may have unintentionally punched your cat twice but he's an asshole anyway.
I've sent two unsolicited tit pictures in less than 24 hours. I'm the female version of a fuckboy.
I dunno. The drunker I get, the easier econ gets. I may be onto something here.
Randomize
