3.50 mugs at the bar.
Nah man, im with an ugly chick. Im waiting til everyone's drunk enough tonight, they don't notice.
How ugly, and does she have friends?
I need to buy a mesh tank top to fit in in Florida. Where do they even sell that shit?
Her hair smelled like a rat dipped in mustard on fire
you went around and groping mens pants to see "which was worthy" of you to go home with.
and she was grinding on the wall, purring at guys she liked at the pregame...
No no no no no. Not interrested. She looks just like Kim's fat booth picture. Only real.
the only compliment i could think of for this chick was that she looked 'moderately attractive'
It was so weird. I had like an out of body experience. I heard the moaning, but I didn't know it was me.
I only remembered where urgent care was because it's across the street from my favorite bar
He dodged my hug and greeted me with a fist bump. I slept with him the night before. The only thing worse would have been a greeting by chest bump.
You screamed "There's a potato in my anus" and proceeded to attempt to grind with the bouncer. Also, I'm pretty sure our Chem teacher was in the same bar as us.
Is this the 6 foot tall blonde I screwed in the bar last weekend?
In the bar?! Very impressive! But keep guessing!
we are not taking body shots with the irish cream
Girl you're stalking so hard you're gonna know both their social security numbers soon
I actually talked to his parents last night about it. haha. I had a bottle of smirnoff in my hand, I'm sure they took me serious.
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